Big Bumpin'

Price = $ 2 -5.00

Players = 1-4

HOW DOES THE GAME LIVE UP TO IT'S EXPLANATION/BOX ART? (8/10)

The cover shows the king in a bumper car VS a weird turkey chicken. But, it shows that this is going to be a bumper car game.

The first sentence on the back of this box is, "Forget about Skill." Well that just makes me instantly not want to play this at all. But! I have to.

The four images display the 4 different types of games you'll get to not be skillful at.

HOW IS THE GAME PLAY? (1/10)

It was right. This game is designed horribly. Half the time the game doesn't answer your control inputs and your going the wrong way and getting knocked around the stage uncontrollably because the computer is so good at the game.

I can't really compare this to anything but those bad party game in games. Where you just hope that you are the last one standing.

HOW DOES THE GAME LIVE UP TO IT'S GENRE? (1/10)

It doesn't.

THE 'GAME OVER' ALL? (33%)

I think that the idea for this game is hilarious. Random characters from the Burger king world playing it out in the Bumper car world. And the game only cost like 5 bucks if you bought a whopper back in the day, so there really isn't much to expect from something like this.

If you are really bored and want to be frustrated pick this up from a store for a couple bucks and try to get that 200 achievements.

arbitrary credit for gore and nudity = 0

-Felix "the Brett" Prescott